(See, this is what happens when you laugh at the “daffy” guy, and don’t get him some help. Fris Freleng was a monster.)

Let’s just get it over with now, and publicly disembowel all the artists. Send their intestines to their ineffectual mothers and throw their spleens at the owners of all those affected liberal loft apartments you see hot, tanktopped artists inhabiting in ’90s chick flicks.

She works with glass and fire. You can suck RIGHT on that Demi Moore.

Why? Because the subjectivity of deciding on a case-to-case basis what works are art, and which are offensive this week, is tedious as hell and eats up the courts’ time that could be better used sentencing sodomites to labor camps. Kill all the artists. I think Shakespeare said that.

This is probably an example of what he was talking about: Mizozo reports (as has every other infuriatingly stupid cut-and-paste blog taking up virtual oxygen and vagina space on the internet) that a giant poster in Poland featuring a naked Minnie Mouse framed by a Swastika, and promoting an art show, is being investigated for promoting fascism. It’s a crime in Poland that could land the gallery owners and artist in jail, to spend the next few years as a girlfriend to a cellmate named Goldberg. Here’s the offending piece:

Hey! There's no bow there! That's Mickey! Hey, kids, come look at your "hero" now.

Look, a picture doesn’t become a work of art until I see some inner labia, but that’s just my opinion. Some are opposed to it for other reasons; the “author” of the blog points out how it’s next to synagogue that Nazis captured, flooded, and used as a swimming pool (burn!). So those people should never have to even think about Nazis again (good luck, guy, it’s all they friggin’ talk about). “For me it is quite shocking, and even more so for people who remember World War II, and especially for people who suffered during it,” said local councilor Norbert Napieraj. Good thing there aren’t too many of those left, am I right? Wash that sand from your vajay, councilor, those people are like ninety. Even if their necks could empower them to look up, their eyesight can’t extend much farther than a foot or so.

The gallery owner has already said, “Uh, no, fuckmooks, it’s just a picture.” I’m paraphrasing, but the point is all of us in English-town have at least two cents to blindly and violently chuck at this issue. Some of the comments are simply ignorantly indignant, like Lisa G who thinks it’s, “Inensitive and tasteless,” and the author itself, who considers it, “Not at all artistic!” Well, yeah, I mean, move that arm. I didn’t come all the way to Poland for side-boob! And, Lisa, I have it on good authority that poster doesn’t taste like anything but paper, glue, and pigeon shit, so you’re mostly right. In no way should you even try to find a translation of the text or anything

I know countless artists that aren’t state funded that are big fans of fascism, and promote it wherever they can. After all, there’s no such thing as a lack of inspiration when Goebbels has an assignment for you. And there is definitely nothing artistic about calling out Walt Disney for being openly antisemitic and a Nazi supporter, while his estate is one of the richest on the planet, and the characters he invented the most recognized by children around the world. Let hypocrisy lie, or somebody might have to think for themselves. And dude, that argument is so 1980s, we’ve moved on. The worst part about this is that the artist has successfully infantilized and disparaged the organization that put a whole mess of Jews to death, while at the same time demonizing a Jew hater, and then put it right next to a synagogue! Any service-goer that gets a chuckle out of that has something seriously wrong with him. Seriously, fucked in the head, man.

But my boy, commenter Somali Ninga, can say this with way more eloquence than I:

ZIONIST OWN DISNEY EVER SINCE IT WAS MADE!!! ROCKERFELLERS AND DISNEY WERE FRIENDS!! THE ROCKERFELLERS AND ROTHSCHILDS PRETEND TO BE JEWS BUT THEY WORSHIP THE DEVIL AND ARE PAVING THE WAY FOR THE ANTI-CHRIST/DAJJAL’S ARRIVAL!! DO YOU WONDER WHY THE ROCKERFELLERS AND ROTHSCHILD FAMILY AND PRESCOTT BUSH(GEORGE W. BUSH’S GRANDFATHER) FUNDED THE HITLER AND N.A.Z.I. EVENTHOUGH THEY CLAIM TO BE JEWS??? WAKE THE FU©K UP!!! IBM WHO KEPT FILES OF THE JEWS KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST ALSO FUNDED N.A.Z.I. GERMANY AND IS NOW OWN BY ZIONIST PRETENDING TO BE JEWS!! THE ELITE HAVE HIJACKED THE JEWISH AND CHRISTIAN RELIGION AND THEY PLAN TO HIJACK ISLAM!!

Preach it, you crazy bastard! Apropos of next to nothing, caps lock turned to a blistering, deafening 11, and enough unfounded conspiracy theories to fill a Dan Brown novel, and you still make more sense than anybody else on these boards. God bless you, jihad on whatever you hate on, my brother. Here’s a brotherly AIEAIEAIEAIE! You can take that home with you.

Anyway, I think an interesting study would be the history of condemnation; like how it went from a controlling device for priests and Tipper Gore to a full-on Western Civilization pastime to rival institutional racism and the building of cults of personality. Every discussion I’ve seen on this controversy has been in English, and nobody has bothered to translate the text before passing judgment, not one. Granted, I can’t read Polish either, and can’t find anyone who can. Even so, did anyone bother to investigate who the artist is? What his intentions were? How Naked Nazi Mickey fits into his larger catalog? The guy’s name is Max Papeschi. From his own site, apparently translated under mortal duress from some Romance language I don’t have to learn because I’m American and teabagging mush mouths is in my blood:

His pop Politically-Incorrect cites the American Life and reveals in a realistic ironical way all the horror of this life style. From the nazi-Micky Mouse to the Ronald McDonald Butcher the cult icons loose their reassuring effect and change into a collective nightmare.

See? He was just calling Mickey a Nazi, in a gallery right next to Ronald the War Criminal. The funny thing is everybody is so worried about the Jews in the vicinity, they didn’t realize he was trying to piss off Americans. Mission accomplished, I guess. Indirectly, and without the punishing blow that would have landed if we weren’t, as a collective, so irretrievably fucktarded and up our own asses with political correctness. Our talking heads and talk radio pundits can assign Nazi ideals to a different target every week, but we can’t tell when we, as a people, are in the cross-hairs? Anybody else feel like the ring leader in a circus on special needs day, and every single 12 year old mongoloid is a showboating drama enthusiast with a stage mother that wants them to jump in and join the show, and it’s all you can do to keep the little dummies from getting trampled by elephants, and any minute you know your capacity to give a shit is going to snap under the enormity of the stupefying dipshittery of it all? Seriously, who wants to hold this microphone?