markhurley@scumbagstyle.com

Welcome to The Bitch Box, our overflowing mailbox of letters from you, the friends and enemies of Scumbag Style. Our team of liberated North Korean sweatshop babies and mail-order sex slaves on their cigarette breaks are ready to answer your mail, on the front page of SBS, where everyone can point and laugh at your inane bullshit. It started out as an advice column for the scummily minded, those denizens of human accomplishment that could see through the cockle-warming platitudes to what a massive condescending cunt Dear Abbey really was. But we got so many angry malcontents berating us for hating on their asinine worldview, we decided to make The Bitch Box a place to air your grievances in Hate Mail, which we will gladly mock for everyone else’s amusement. If you are an African Prince looking to unload some extra cash, or if you have a really good deal on Vy-*ag^ra, this is the place to send them. We also welcome those neat internet memes. Is it national cancer day? Mother’s Day? We will be happy to post your prepackaged thoughts on how we should be appreciating and/or mocking those things right here on Scumbag Style, so that everybody can post it on Facebook and know what a fuckhead we all are as a human collective. Don’t delay, ask away, we are here to answer your emails, even if we are only using one hand.

Send that mail to: markhurley@scumbagstyle.com, nuckas.