Let´s hear it for Dateline, breaking from the norm with an interesting story! I mean, it finishes as some circle jerk comfort story about how everybody´s faith is justified, and that poor little girl is having the living shit confused out of her as we speak, but CPS doesn´t respond to calls about spiritual child abuse. Believe me, I have tried several times. Once, I tried to have them round up kids at the creation museum in Kentucky – just some friendly advice to save them a huge hassle in the very near future – and let´s just say we haven´t invented a law about feeding impressionable children horse shit just yet.

Anyway, shit, was the first half of that video awesome. Like Van Morrison´s Moondance, and that movie Enough. That is some Jon Davis, haunted house zombie Jesus type shit, and I dig the cut of his jib. I wish I had thought of it! I mean, you can play on peoples´ fear of dying to make money, and have a blast with it? All of these evangelical preachers-for-profit are non-believers preying on the feeble of mind, spirit, and body for those super nice suits and nights of endless gay hookers and blow, we all know that. But I always imagined that was the payoff for spouting a bunch of bullshit you don´t believe to the same tune as everyone else, and having a seriously boring work life. Turns out you can have both!

For breaking the mold and being a scumbag his way, Benny Hinn wins the Scummy for December!