(Thanks to alert reader and studly mofo Alex Goodman for sending this video along.)

I don’t believe Kirk Cameron had the balls to even show up on UCLA’s campus last week when he and his cronies handed out his vandalized copies of Origin of the Species to several United States college campuses. Ahead of schedule, I might add, as if doing it a day before the announced date would catch college students off guard. You don’t cram, in a haze of Red Bulls, NoDoz, and Richard Dawkins, to talk to Kirk Cameron like you do for a test. As the above young lady proves, it doesn’t take much to embarass men of his ilk. To Kirk’s credit, he was there to answer questions and do what the Christians refer to as “witness” (because you can’t go to hell if you’re ignorant of the Word). Also to his credit, this video does not show evidence of his indulging in shouted bigotries such as “fag” and “sinner” that some of his people reportedly did on other campuses that day.

It’s kind of cute, really. This chick was confrontational, and she didn’t have all her shit together. There were a lot of “like”s and  “you know”s in her rhetoric, but she managed to hold her own and make Kirk very uncomfortable. My favorite part is the marching band playing “When the Saints Go Marching In,” which kept making Mr. Cameron look back in a WTF manner, and obviously distracted him. I also imagine there was a choir of intellectuals pointing and laughing at him in rythmic unison, and an unusual amount of people either eating bananas in his vicinity, or just chucking them at him like the monkeys they descended from. A man can dream, especially since my call to college protesters fell on deaf ears.

After the jump, a rant not including jokes, so not worth reading. Summary: unless he pulls another insane trick out of his pious ass, we’re retiring Kirk Cameron’s numbers right here, with the understanding that he will have his own room in the Scumbag Hall of Fame and Museum. 

Hopefully, this will be my last post on the matter. I followed the developing story here and later here, because if I didn’t cover some relevant news, this site would be exclusively about idiot celebrities, and that would just be a sad contribution to the problem. But I did want to point out that Kirk still does not seem to have a grasp on what Darwin is to the modern scientific and atheist community. Origin is not the bible of evolutionists, nor of atheists. Science is an ever changing subject, one which ebbs and flows with the revelation of new evidence, and Darwin’s work was merely a study that opened discussion. That discussion led to actual evidence of evolution, a subject not even covered in Darwin’s work, which in no way was meant as some kind of atheist manifesto. It’s like Kirk Cameron doesn’t even READ Scumbag Style. Anyway, I’m done, subject closed. If anyone snagged a copy of the Ray Comfort “improved” Origin for me, let me know. I’m almost positive UNLV is not considered one of America’s top 100 colleges, in fact this town is not considered one of the bastions of knowledge and learning even in Nevada, so I didn’t have access myself.