Welcome to scumbagstyle.com, where your worst thoughts are not only forgiven, they are lauded. You’ve stumbled upon the new home for scumbaggery, douchebaggery, teabaggery (the kind that leaves a salty taste, not a racist taste), and general (insert bad) baggery on the internet. Scumbag Style will strive to be the pinnacle in entertainment and information, for all the news and history pertaining to the gritty stuff you can’t talk about at your mom’s dinner table. Well, we can. We have a very comfortable relationship with your mother.
Updating regularly with all the information fit to upload into your scummy little mind, Scumbag Style makes no apologies, and probably no friends. Still, you will want to check back hourly while you’re supposed to be working, watching your newborn, or attending your grandmother’s funeral.
The first order of business will be to overhaul the vocabulary associated with pictures and videos of naked celebrities, and work from there. Why must we always associate these instances with the word “scandal,” even when there was never any hint of a scandal? Why can’t we call these blessed events “sex video happy fun,” or “naked picture-bations?” We’re looking at you, Perez! So, if you’re tired of sensationalist hypocrisy, such as the aforementioned schlock, you’ve just found your new favorite site.
